There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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