What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Bob Saget

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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