A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

So a horse walks into a barn.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Blacks

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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