- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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