What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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