- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

A sober Irish individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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