- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

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