What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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