- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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