Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Your mom went to college

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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