- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

poop.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Help I'm being raped!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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