Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Buzi vagy!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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