- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

AIDS.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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