- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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