When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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