- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's the difference between a lamp?

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

punchline below punchline above

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What is square and grey? A grey square.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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