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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

knock knock who's there? faith

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.