- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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