How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Thats what she said

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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This sentence is a lie.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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