Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Who invented apple? God

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

flavin's head

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Two planes walk into an office building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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