- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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