- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

your face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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