- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Ain't idn't a word.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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