whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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