- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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