What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Get on the boat.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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haha

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Praise Paisley

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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im telling maguire

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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