- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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