- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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