- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why was the gay guy sad?

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Chuck Norris is dead......

your face

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Massie is a fatass

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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