Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

mikey is cute

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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