Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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