What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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your face

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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