Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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PENIS

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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