- Anti Joke

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.