- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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