why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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PENIS

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

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