Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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