- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

This is my favorite antijoke.

Skrillex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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