Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Justin with a hat.

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Women's Rights

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chirs

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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womens rights

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Daniel is a fag

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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