Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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