What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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boobs!

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Blacks

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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