- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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