What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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hi michael

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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