- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Stop procrastinating.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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