- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Yo mama so fat.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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