"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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