- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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