Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

James Patrick Campbell

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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