- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Cheese

roses are red violets are blue

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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