- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

the midget went to the midget store

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

I walk into a bar...

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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