- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

I walk into a bar...

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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