Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

test

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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