Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Turkey Balls

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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