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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

I woke up today

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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