Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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