- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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