If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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