- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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