- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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