Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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