- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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