- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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