What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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