A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Anti Joke

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