- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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