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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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