What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

a person who will soon die of beeties

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Dumbledore dies.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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