Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Who invented apple? God

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Once upon a time, The end.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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