- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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