Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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OIO

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Cows are land manatees.

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hear hear

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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