You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is a jew in space? Dead

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

That's illegal What? Your mom

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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