man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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A man died.

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Today is March 22.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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haha

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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