- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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