Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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