- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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