- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Daniel is a fag

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Massie is a fatass

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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