- Anti Joke

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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