Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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