Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Black people having a Job.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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