- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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