- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

your face

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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