- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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