- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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