what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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kk

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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did you stub your toe?

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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