Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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boobs!

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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just in time?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Yo mama so fat.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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