- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

We found a cure for cancer. Death

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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