- Anti Joke

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer