- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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