- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

ever tried african food? they neither

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

The GOV and the WHO?

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