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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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