A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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