- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

eat a hot dog

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

1+2 = 6

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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