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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What would u like to drink?

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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