How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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