- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

get in the car.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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