Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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civil rights

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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