What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Women's rights

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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are u black unlucky

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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