- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

when debbie meets downer

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Rebecca Black.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

NEVER

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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