Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Lindsay Lohan

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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