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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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