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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

If youre African, why are you white?

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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