How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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